Things That Make You Feel Older Than Dirt

This morning Scott Henning of the law firm of Handler, Henning & Rosenberg came to a hearing with a young man I'd never seen before. After the hearing, Henning introduced this guy to Judge Weyl as a new associate, recently passed the Bar exam, and gave his name as Adam Reedy. Instantly I saw the resemblance, and said to him, "Are your parents Ron and Maria?" He said, "Yes." I told him to tell his mother that I said hi. Now, excuse me while they wheel me into the day room. Man, I feel like Methuselah.